
There are many levels of stupidity - I believe in, and have worked very hard at, exploring many such levels in theory and in practice. Though some individuals are gifted with natural stupidity, I believe to be a true and utter mooncalf demands rigorous discipline and hours of practice. To support this process, you can explore other distinct facets of stupidity ranging from the simple-moron to the mullet-sporting-crank-snorting-utter-fucking-bonehead. To be more than a mere journeyman dolt, however, demands discipline and, above all, dedication.
In this small and inane piece, I will attempt to demonstrate how a programmer can proceed from a state of being simply moronic to a high level random-self-inflicted-headwound-fuckhead. The key lies is in using what little brain power you might have towards something of little or no utility whatsoever. Remember this and I truly believe you will go nowhere but backwards.
Full stupid source code available here (click the Download button for a zip/tar file)
This is the stupid component under test we will invoke in 7 truly dumb ass ways.
All these examples are written as MXUnit tests, which, by doing so, has arguably decreased my own stupidity rating. Note also that these are written in <cfscript>
. This reduces the number of keystrokes required in order to write useless piss-ant code.
setUp()
:
#7 (Simply Moronic)
#6 (Approaching Idiocy)
#5 (The Java Loser)
#4 (Douche Bag)
#3 (Turd Mongrol)
#2 (Dumbass Pissant)
#1 (Asshat Monkey Shit Hurler)
Stupid source code here
Feel free to post stupid code or links to such. Using Gists might be cool, though they're not stupid.
8 comments:
What's an asshat?
Careful Bob - that could be a leading question! B->
Maybe it short for 'as shat'? :P
@bob, you clearly are too smart to be reading, much less posting, on this subject. ;-)
agreed. Bob, you're banned for live.
Also, bill.... "does it work on Railo?"
@marc, than you for the truly hebetudinous question. Answer: Yes! AND it also runs on PHP, ASP.NET, and jQuery.
no mootools? loser.
oh, also, I blame YOU for making ColdFusion too complicated. You and your invokers and your chaining and your getters. blech.
@marc, you flatter me :^} cohiba++
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